Fish Riddles

• Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.


• What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?

The ocean.


• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?


It gets wet.

• What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?


It sinks to the bottom.

• What fish is the most valuable?


A goldfish.

• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?


They have their own scales.

• What's the best way to catch a fish?


Have someone throw it at you.

• Why did the fish cross the road?


Somebody threw it!

• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?


The tune-a fish!



• What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?


I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.



• How do you shoot a blue shark?


With a blue shark spear gun.

• How do you shoot a great white shark?


Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.

• If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?


Loch Jaws.

• What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?


Moby Plum.

• Why are manatees so wrinkled?


Did you ever tried to iron one?

• What's green and squishy and spends a lot of time underwater?


An avocado with an aqua lung.

• What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?


A nervous wreck!

• What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school?


A deep-loma.
• There was a sea scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly they swam into shore at dinner time. The chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."