Sunday, December 9, 2007

Blond Fish N Brunette Fish Competition

Once upon a time, some blondes were tired of being

made fun of and challenged the brunettes to a week

long ice fishing competition. Whomever caught the

most fish by the end of the week would win. They

began their contest on a cold northern Wisconsin lake.

After 8 hours of fishing on the first day, the

Brunettes had caught 100 fish and the Blondes had

caught none. At the end of the 2nd day, the Brunettes

had caught 200 fish and the Blondes still hadn't caught

a single fish. That evening, the Blondes got together and

said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place."

The next morning, the Blonde dyes their hair brunette

went over to the Brunette camp to act as a spy.

At the end of the day, the spy returned to report

what they had seen.

"Well, how about it? Are they cheating?"

"They sure are!" they reported,

"They're cutting holes in the ice."

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